Your blender.
Just quieter.
The Shoosh is a sound-dampening blender cover designed to take the edge off one of the loudest appliances in your kitchen.
Quieter Mornings
Blend without waking the whole house.
Happier Households
Less disruption for everyone sharing your space.
A Calmer You
Misophonia be gone.
Take the edge off one of the harshest kitchen sounds.
Apartment Friendly
Designed with shared walls and close neighbors in mind.
Blenders are ridiculously loud.
Early mornings, sleeping family, thin apartment walls, and noise-sensitive households can make blender noise feel like too much.
The Shoosh is being designed to help contain and absorb that harsh sound — then lift away when you’re done.
Real-world sound testing coming soon.
We’re testing The Shoosh with real blenders in real kitchens. Initial testing with our proprietary sandwich of acoustic materials in some cases is showing reductions from 90Db down to 56Db. Quiet enough to have a conversation over.
Soft outside. Serious inside.
The Shoosh is being developed with a proprietary structure and materials that baffle, redirect, and suppress the frequencies that your blender emits. The same tech used in the world's best studios, working to keep your household quiet.
Meet The Shoosh
Four colors, Four sizes. Choose when you reserve your founder Shoosh.
Launch colors
Sage
Cream
Baby Blue
CharcoalWhat do you blend with?
Founder reservations will help determine final sizing and compatibility for the first production run.
$99
Reserve now for $10
Your $10 reservation will be credited toward your final purchase. The first production run will be limited.
We’ll confirm final sizing, specifications, and delivery timing before requesting the remaining balance.
Too Loud? Give it The Shoosh.
FAQ
Who’s behind The Shoosh?
Designed in Brooklyn, NYC, by a musician and sound engineer with a need for kitchen appliances to not ruin a take or wake the kids.
How much noise does The Shoosh reduce?
We’re still validating performance and will publish measured before-and-after results before production.
What blenders does it fit?
Initial development focuses on NutriBullet, Ninja and Vitamix models, with final compatibility confirmed before fulfillment.
How do I clean it?
Final care instructions will depend on the production materials and construction. We’ll publish them before fulfillment.
Will it affect blender performance or airflow?
Airflow and operating temperature are part of prototype testing. Final usage guidance will be published before fulfillment.
When will orders ship?
The Shoosh is in product development. Founder customers will receive a confirmed production and delivery window before final payment.